Friday, March 2, 2007

A Convenient Blowhard


6 comments:

BD said...

That can't be real...

morbid misanthrope said...

bd -- There's no fooling you: An Inconvenient Truth is a crock of shit.

BD said...

It takes something special to get by me...

I did really feel something in my when I read this though.

Yesterday I got a letter,
from my friend.
Writing in red,
this is what he had to say:
Tell all my friends,
I'll be coming home soon.
My time is up,
sometime, in June.
Don't forget me, he said
tell Linzi she gave me courage,
my sweet Linzi her hair as sweet as honey.
And he's fighting in Iraq.
In the Iraq war,
what for?
Well it was just the next day,
his Mother got a telegram
it was addressed from Iraq.
(At this point I was thinking 'Oh no, what next...')
Now this,
Ms. Brown, she lives in the U S A.
And this was she had to say:
Don't be alarmed Ms. Brown,
the telgram read.
But your son is dead.
He was fighting in Iraq.
She said, stop that war.

You'd be surprised how easily I'm washed over by the new age anti-everything propaganda.

morbid misanthrope said...

Interesting fact: Many people think it's really hot in Iraq because of global warming, when in reality, Iraq is just a desert.

badgerbob said...

just a desert.... filled with religious whackos, who put on an act of being a peaceful"why can't we all just get along" type of people, who in reality , have been slaying each other over minor differences for the last 400 years.

morbid misanthrope said...

badgerbob -- And they eat sand for every meal and wipe their asses with their hands.